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New Devil’s Dictionary
Posted By T. J. McAllister On November 14, 2012 @ 12:42 am In North American New Right | Comments Disabled
anthropology – study of the human species, filtered through the fancies of its worst examples.
antidepressant – modernity’s choke-collar.
anti-Semitism – a particular sense of responsibility.
baby boomer – burdensome brood of blood-soaked boobs, baked in blasphemy and bathed in balderdash.
books – increasingly poorly constructed talismans, of dubious magickal effect.
business – one of the west’s most insatiable gods, whose exoteric cult masks a foreign tribal god.
cell phone – advanced and pervasive communication-disruption device.
Christianity – successful attempt to wed Judaism’s historical fiend to Judaism’s history.
Christian Zionism – consummation of an arranged interracial rape.
communication – the art of conveying meaninglessness.
community – once cohesion for the hated creators, replaced by stimulation chemical and electronic, for the enrichment of hating consumers.
dating – process promising union, masking transaction.
daycare – an effective swing of the family-felling axe.
defense – landslide offense.
democracy – a system by which oligarchy lets its subjects choose the non-negotiable agenda’s face.
Democrat – a Republican with a big tent.
development – malls, multiplied.
diversity – a high degree of dictated heterogeneous friction, necessary for the comfort of its homogenous handler.
economy – ceiling, walls, and floor of all socio-political consciousness.
education – method by which children learn that up is down and verse-vicea.
energy drink – nectar of the clods.
English – a language largely unused today, except in certain parts of eastern Europe and Asia.
equality – point during man’s fall where his throat falls within subman’s reach.
EU – Europe’s margins, united to bleed Europe’s heart.
Europe – a light unto the world, upon whose power cord rodents gnaw.
evangelism – spiritual Special Olympics.
faith – a jerk of the spirit’s knee.
family – society’s cornerstone, now on a chopping-block.
forum – opiate of the asses.
freedom – enforced ubiquitous-ness of merchants’ brands.
gay – state-protected publicizing of private inclinations.
generation x – first generation raised without beliefs, and the last to play outside.
generation y – first generation raised digitally, and the last to be employed.
Germany – subsidizer of Europe, and of Europe’s enemy.
graduate school – a wholly factitious exercise whereby half-men hammer half-wits into quartermasters of half-truths.
greatest generation – generation judged holy on one continent and unholy on another.
green – White.
hate – persistent love of something real.
healthcare – 1. a ton of cure where an ounce of prevention would do. 2. the cure to prevention’s low cost.
history – rose-colored recounting of criminal statistics.
Hitler – a demon, for whom even the devil himself checks under his bed.
Hollywood – first Reich of the most equal pigs.
Holocaust – legend and faith for all times and peoples, but payable to one only.
homeland – aggregation of all cell blocks.
ICP – a revolution of the proletoilet.
information – trivia, trafficked in by pedants and controlled by parasites.
iPod – plugs for the prevention of participation.
insanity – maladaptive awareness.
integration – alien rogues’ mad dreams, set to white children’s screams.
internet – bazaar in which freedom’s booth is constantly checked for its permit.
intolerance – excuse for water’s refusal to cohabitate with oil.
Islam – connecting fiber of Middle Eastern hornet’s nest, that strengthens when poked.
Israel – the Emperor’s new laundromat.
Jewish – everything and nothing.
justice – show trial of truth in the name of the Big Lie.
learning disability – a projection of the flaws of the supremely teaching-disabled onto purpose-built learning machines.
library – 1. mausoleum of culture’s greats. 2. installation of private porno booths provided for the poor.
marriage – most common form of female-male rape.
middle-class – segment of America ranging from poor to loaded.
militia – contingent of citizens possessing typical implements of a farmer in atypical portions.
modern art – the spectrum of displayed disorder from experimental to excremental.
modernity – a dark age, well lit.
multiculturalism – 1. excellent condition for the elimination of culture. 2. the mutilation of perfectly good round pegs for the sake of square holes
Nazi – a laudable resister.
Occupy movement – the handling of the 99% by the 1%.
organic – the new name for food.
Pax Americana – extrapolation of corner-store hold-up philosophy to global scale.
philosophy – a love of subjectivity and verbal inefficiency.
poor – secret identity of America’s middle-class.
popular music – the spectrum of negro noise from barbaric to baboonish.
psychology – the mind, seen from the bottom.
racism – 1. foresight and consideration extending to one’s extended-extended-family. 2. one breed’s verbal nuke against another.
Republican – a Democrat waving a cross.
retirement – sky-castle, whose connecting beanstalk ever wilts.
sanity – adaptive blindness.
security – freedom from freedom.
social networking – technology the antisocial relish, the asocial snoop with, and the social shun.
Spanish – one of the least-spoken languages in the USA.
sports – System-approved displays of aggression by local zoo escapees.
suburbs – human settlements minus human engineering.
Tea Party movement – prisoners who try to escape from a jail without breaking its rules.
technology – the product of the right hand’s unchecked unconscious.
television – socially acceptable breaking-and-entering.
terror – 1. a last ditch effort against mercantile encroachment. 2. stage show directed and produced by plutocracy.
tolerance – one breed’s intolerance, enforced.
university – 1. much noise, signifying nothing, providing less and costing much. 2. religiously prescribed indoctrination pill, best washed down with beer.
USA – the world’s policeman, whose donut-devouring will soon catch up with him.
video gaming – an air-tank for the gasping spirit, filled with CO.
war – continuation of commerce by honest means.
warrior – a fool lured by money to fight for rogues.
wealth – fraud’s fruit, necessary condition for political action.
weblog – a leaking container of hazardous mental waste.
western civilization – 1. Aryan culture’s fossilized remains. 2. floor on which buffoons dance.
youth – formerly time in life joyfully but regrettably misspent, now a lifetime pursuit of misspent time.
youth culture – rotting cross-section from culture’s felling.
Zionism – patriotism of the most equal pigs.
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