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Black History Month Blues:
The Tipping Point

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Conservative blogger Kim du Toit had a revealing post earlier this month entitled “Blacktops.” In his words:

Anyone who’s ever worked in the restaurant business will know exactly what the title of this post means. Basically, it’s a denigrating [sic] term that waiters (of all races, by the way) use as shorthand to describe a table of Black customers. What “blacktop” means is that the servers are highly unlikely to get a tip from that seating. Black people don’t tip. (As always, that may not be 100% accurate but, as the bookies say, it’s the way to bet.)

As someone with much experience in the restaurant business, I have to second Kim’s analysis. He is absolutely correct. (Read the rest of his blog post for a good rundown of his tipping experiences as an Uber driver.) Blacks in all but the highest-scale restaurants have a well-earned reputation for not tipping. Even to say they’re prone to under-tipping would be giving them too much credit. Nearly all of the servers I have worked with (regardless of race) have said the same thing: When a black dinner party appears, you will most likely receive nothing for your efforts. Furthermore, there is an excellent chance that they will make you run.

What do I mean by this? Here is a case-in-point to explain. Over twenty years ago, I waited tables at a middling-quality barbecue joint just south of the Mason-Dixon Line. The clientele was approximately half-black and half-white, with the vast majority of the customers falling into the lower strata of the middle class. A co-worker of mine — an older guy who was in school for social work — was given a table of around ten blacks during the dinner rush. The rest of us knew what he was in for and sympathized. We promised to help if we could, but it was a busy night, so there was only so much we could do. Anyway, they ran his ass off for over an hour.

Get this. Get that. This ain’t right. Send this back. I changed my mind. No, I don’t want that, I want this. No, I said this, not that.

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It was tough to watch. They were quite loud. They drank a lot of alcohol. They stayed for a long time after they had finished eating. They also asked for a free birthday cake — every large black dinner party back then, it seemed, asked for that free birthday cake — and this required the entire wait staff to sing “Happy Birthday” to some kid who was probably not turning ten that evening. And when it was finally done, the sweaty, out-of-breath waiter got completely stiffed. Adding insult to injury, there was a tremendous amount of cleanup afterward — on the table, under the table, and around it. Between the zero percent tip, the other tables in his section that had to be dedicated to making this one big table, and the sweet time these people took eating, drinking, chatting, and bossing our poor waiter around, he went home that night with maybe a third of what he could have.

So, yes. Waiters, beware the black customer.

To this peculiar phenomenon, I have something fairly unique to offer. As a waiter at that very same restaurant, I can proudly say that I was never — not once, not ever — stiffed by blacks. I worked there for two years, and in those two years I became the world champion of waiting on black people. You can cue the Rocky music. In fact, I feel like pounding my chest right now and spouting a loud Muhammad Ali boast: Not only was I the greatest, I was the greatest of all time. I can confidently assert that no human being in the history of human beings was ever as good at wheedling miniscule tips out of black diners as I was.

My co-workers never understood it. They tried to emulate my technique, but always botched it somehow. It got so bad that after a while, I became the go-to guy whenever a large party of blacks invaded the restaurant — which happened often. While this made me more popular with my co-workers, it invariably resulted in less money landing in my pocket at the end of the night. Not being a particularly materialistic person, I never really minded this. When it came down to it, I never really minded waiting on black people, either. Liberal, race-denying idiot that I was back then, I never failed to rise (or, really, descend) to the occasion.

My secret was basically threefold. First, back then I suffered from a debilitating and potentially lethal psychiatric condition colloquially known as “negrophilia.” I was a recent product of the Left-wing university system, I was well-versed on the topic of black grievance, and I was still several years away from my great race awakening. I basically sympathized with blacks as a supposedly oppressed and marginalized minority and was enthusiastic about doing what I could to make their lives even a little better. Boy, did it ever feel good to do good. So, while most waiters would look at an eight-top of blacks as bad luck, I would see it as an opportunity — an opportunity to stroke my precious negrophilia.

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Second, I abandoned all dignity when I waited on black people. With any honest employment, no matter how humble, there is and should be a concomitant sense of dignity. We all should hold a certain amount of respect for people who hold down jobs and do good work for its own sake and not merely for the sake of grabbing a paycheck. These are good, honest, hard-working people, without whom no nation could survive for long. So when a waiter deals with customers who take advantage of them, their dignity becomes threatened. To be miffed as a result of such abuse is a perfectly natural and healthy response. This was how all of my co-workers dealt with the issue of black dinner parties — they got miffed. They could hide it all night behind a smile and a pleasant attitude, but it was there. It was always there.

And let me tell you: black people have spider-sense for this sort of thing. If you, as a waiter, chafe even the tiniest bit under your crumbling dignity in their presence, they will know it, they will resent it, and they will mercilessly run you.

So if one’s dignity is an Achilles’ heel when dealing with black diners, then one must dispense with one’s dignity if one wishes to deal successfully with them. That’s exactly what I did. Out the window went my dignity whenever a party of six blacks showed up expecting a dinner of fried chicken, baby-back ribs, and Brunswick stew. I was there to serve them, and it was my privilege to do so. They didn’t have to run me because I ran me. And nobody ran faster. No request was too petty, no request was too superfluous, and no request was ever forgotten. Because of this, our black clientele grew to like me. When they came back, they would ask for me. They would even try to get to know me a little. In fact, a black diner once took me aside and said, “Son, you need to calm down. I don’t mind waiting a couple minutes for my slaw, now. It’s all right.” Everybody at the table laughed, and so did I.

Well, it was funny at the time.

The final element of my secret to squeezing tips out of black people was very simple: extra butter and extra sour cream. I learned early on that any black dinner party larger than a two-top will sooner or later ask for extra butter and extra sour cream. It was like Godwin’s Law, but with high-fat dairy products instead of Hitler. So, to nip this potential catastrophe in the bud, I endeavored to hand out copious amounts of butter and sour cream at every opportunity. They didn’t even have to ask. Bread, curly fries, baked potatoes, salad, sautéed veggies, rice pilaf, entrées. Didn’t matter. Whenever I gave them anything, I also gave them extra butter and extra sour cream.

Never once did they complain, and never once did I get stiffed.

Of course, I was consistently under-tipped by these people. Maybe they just couldn’t be bothered to calculate fifteen percent. I don’t know. I have a feeling that they considered any tip at all to be generous. They could run a check up to $147 after an hour and a half of dominating the dining room — so, clearly, they weren’t poor — and then leave me with three crumpled dollar bills and a smattering of pocket change. And to me at the time, this was the height of glory. Afterwards, my co-workers would gather ‘round my table and gawk at the untold riches displayed before them. No other waiter could do this. And I did it all the time.

I was a star.

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Eventually, I wised up and moved on. I learned about dignity and I learned about race, and I have learned to put such foolish antics behind me. But one episode will never leave me. It was early in the evening. They were a three-top: two men and one woman. Older, but not elderly. And they were different. The men weren’t dressed as if they were about to enjoy a night out. They were dressed as if they had just come from their blue collar jobs. And the woman wore the simple, matronly dress of a housewife. I realized right away that these were country folk. Although this was technically the South, we were in a relatively urban area. Black country folk typically didn’t set foot in restaurants like this one. There simply weren’t that many of them around.

But in this case, they were around and they did set foot in that restaurant. They were perfectly nice and seemed to appreciate the effort I put into serving them. Not once did they run me. I was happy that they were clearly enjoying themselves. When it was over, their bill was a little over $50. But one of the men produced a coupon, bringing the total down to something like $38. With coupons, etiquette requires that the diner tip the waiter on the total price, not the discounted one. Of course, I doubted that these people were aware of that, and braced myself for the eight quarters and two dimes they were going to leave me.

Instead, however, I got something much better. The woman called to me. She said, “Baby…” (Back then, older black women always called me “baby” — don’t ask me why.) “I wanna give this to you.”

In her outstretched hand was a single dollar bill. She was presenting it to me as if it were some coveted award. And she meant it. Her wide, grandma smile and her sweet demeanor told me that she meant it. She really thought she was giving me something of value in return for my service. I was touched. In my five-year-long waiting career, I had seen many generous tips. But none were as remotely rewarding as this one. I don’t know why. Even today as a dedicated White Nationalist with scandalous opinions on race, I still get a little misty-eyed when recalling this event.

In retrospect, it also serves as a dose of reality. It underscores how fundamentally different blacks and whites are. In this instance, we have a complete lack of rancor and animosity. Nothing but good feelings all around, and still blacks are not able to ascribe the same high value to work and service as whites do. They just can’t help it. It makes me sad to think about sometimes, but the gulf between the races is real and must be addressed if we ever care to solve the racial problems plaguing our country today.

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As a champion waiter, I was unknowingly behaving like the modern white elite: Thinking I could solve the problem of black people by lavishing on them everything they could ever desire, and being happy with getting very little in return. Sounds like today’s Democratic Party, doesn’t it? Despite its moderate success, this kind of relationship is by its nature unbalanced and can’t last. Eventually, I grew up and moved on. But whites as a race need to grow up and move on as well. We can’t keep indulging black people all the time like we do in our culture and in our politics. We can’t keep giving them things that they don’t earn for themselves. And, most importantly, we can’t keep short-changing ourselves. We have to remember that we are a great people, and we have done great things in the past, and are still doing great things today.

We are made for much better things than handing out extra butter and sour cream.

Spencer J. Quinn is a frequent contributor to Counter-Currents and the author of the novel White Like You.

 

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29 Comments

  1. Esoteric Du30ist
    Posted February 14, 2020 at 3:42 am | Permalink

    It is a good deal easier to get along with blacks from the Caribbean than it is wit natural-born American blacks, especially when they are urban, less so if they are rural. Something about the comparitive equality of poverty – one can call it class – between rural people of any race helps to smooth out some of the rough spots one is bound to encounter. After the War Between the States, white people in the South generally became poorer altogether, and poor whites were then on the same level economically as the newly freed blacks, so we’ve got 150+ years of figuring out how to get along with each other on a personal basis, or at least while interacting with each other in public.

  2. D.M.
    Posted February 14, 2020 at 5:10 am | Permalink

    Somewhere in Race and Reason Carleton Putnam says that the one thing Negroes excel at is badness. For some reason I’ve never seen that on their list of accomplishments during Black History Month. Yet it’s the only one that’s indisputable.

  3. drogger
    Posted February 14, 2020 at 7:07 am | Permalink

    I’m a dick. So, I stiff black waiters if they are bad. And they usually are. Hows that two bucks on that $40 meal? You earned it, boy.

    Now if they are a decent waiter, you get the normal rate. What can I say? I’m a fair guy, too.

    • Ambrose Kane
      Posted February 14, 2020 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

      I’m the same way. If a black waiter does a decent job, I’ll reward him. Regardless of race, I’ll reward anyone who is honorable and has a strong work ethic. Yet if the same waiter does a poor job, he’ll either get no tip from me or a pitiful amount that’s meant to send a message.

      By the way, great article Spencer!

  4. Viv
    Posted February 14, 2020 at 7:18 am | Permalink

    This was a great read. Thank you.

    • HamburgerToday
      Posted February 14, 2020 at 10:18 am | Permalink

      Hear, hear!

  5. Orcish
    Posted February 14, 2020 at 8:28 am | Permalink

    I seem to recall few blacks in waiter type positions. But I always overtip no matter what, which is easy in my income bracket. I feel an immense pity for people in those sorts of low income jobs, to have to work so hard and then go to school or something. I should join the sanders campaign.

  6. Stronza
    Posted February 14, 2020 at 11:02 am | Permalink

    The abundance of restaurants (of all kinds) plus the attitude that everyone has an inborn right to eat out on a regular basis, if at all, are ominous signs. How about learning to find and buy decent, simple, good food; learn to cook; thank the gods/God that today you have filled your greedy little tummies when so many could not. Let restaurants be for blacks and other foreigners in ownership and employment.

    This economy of ours, including restaurants and entertainment, is based on the uselessness and helplessness of so many. Tipping generously because you think you have some right to regularly eat in restaurants, at the expense of those running their feet off all day, shows that whites have gotten as lazy and hollow as any other race.

    Who the heck really wants to wait on others all day long, trying to be “nice” so they can get a few dollars at the end of the day? Those who say they like such a career are likely lying.

    • Richard
      Posted February 14, 2020 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

      I couldn’t agree more with your overall assessment on dining establishments and their staff. Furthermore, as conscious Whites, we should avoid these types of places and become more responsible for preparing our own organic meals that are free from unhealthy additives and slave labor.

      This is why I’ve adopted a mostly raw diet and only patronize independently owned coffee shops. I never eat out unless it’s while traveling abroad (outside of the U.S. in my case) and exploring independently owned ethnic restaurants that are free of GMOs such as the Georgian and Serbian restaurants that I enjoyed while in Saint Petersburg, Russia.

    • Some racist mom
      Posted February 15, 2020 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

      Totally missing the point… Very autistic take.

      • Richard
        Posted February 16, 2020 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

        I’m sure that Stronza understood the article, but rather introduced a somewhat related argument in reference to the restaurant industry.

        • Stronza
          Posted February 17, 2020 at 3:11 am | Permalink

          @Richard. Thank you. I didn’t want to get into a cat fight…

          • Richard
            Posted February 17, 2020 at 10:59 am | Permalink

            You’re welcome and I understand.

  7. Lee Brubaker
    Posted February 14, 2020 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    I had to work as a waiter once a few years ago and have something to add.

    The worst black customers are middle aged black women. One went ape shit when the kitchen included the little cup of sauce that she said she didn’t want, even though it was ON THE SIDE, not on the food. Another demanded three ice cubes. Blacks on the whole are the worst customers as far as being rude, demanding, pushing you around and just being idiots.

    The worst tippers by far are not black people though. The worst tippers by far are women. Guys will regularly toss you a $20 and rarely a $100. I’ve never seen a women even give a $10. Mostly you get crumpled up $1 bills.

    • WOPR
      Posted February 15, 2020 at 6:14 am | Permalink

      It’s not just that women are bad tippers. If they are out in a group, it becomes an accounting nightmare as they divvy up the check.

      One time out for a bachelor party (really just dinner and a nothing salacious) when the check came, I had guys throwing cash at me for the bill. I was best man, so I had organized everything. A couple of them even wanted to pay my bill. I bet the waitress got a 25%-30% tip for a group of about 10.

      Meanwhile, I asked my wife how it went with the bachlorettes. I guess they spent 15 minutes trying to determine who owed what and the tip amount.

      • Some racist mom
        Posted February 15, 2020 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

        Very embarrassing but it’s true 🙁

        I weep for the womankind and stay away from all female outings. The tipping thing is so petty and pathetic.

  8. Race Anon
    Posted February 15, 2020 at 4:10 am | Permalink

    I always enjoy your articles. And I especially enjoyed this one, as I am unfortunately employed in food service presently. If my town were all white, I’d probably get an immediate 30% raise.

  9. Bill Miller
    Posted February 15, 2020 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    I used to work in hospitality. Every once in a while I will share a joke with the waiter if we are sufficiently out of earshot of management, and if it’s obvious that the waiter has a moment for it.

    Me: “Hey, I used to work in hospitality.”

    Him: “Yes?”

    Me: “You ever go camping?”

    Him: “Sometimes.”

    Me: “Do you know ho to keep your canoe from tipping?”

    Him: “How?”

    Me: “Paint if black!”

  10. Randy
    Posted February 15, 2020 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    Here’s an article I can’t finish reading. No, not interested in how a white guy debased himself to orcs for a pittance of a tip. Glad you grew out of it.

    • Spencer J. Quinn
      Posted February 18, 2020 at 6:22 am | Permalink

      Hi Randy,

      I understand. I often laugh at myself for what I used to be. At the same time, however, I realize that it’s more tragic than funny.

  11. Jim Goad
    Posted February 17, 2020 at 12:47 am | Permalink

    Cornell University did a study called “Black-White Differences in Tipping of Various Service Providers”:

    https://scholarship.sha.cornell.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1104&context=articles

    • Spencer J. Quinn
      Posted February 18, 2020 at 6:20 am | Permalink

      Thank you for this, Jim.

  12. NBH
    Posted February 17, 2020 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    Great article. I had similar experiences as a waiter, although my little brother had it the worst by “volunteering” one summer at The Red Lobster.

    • Spencer J. Quinn
      Posted February 18, 2020 at 6:18 am | Permalink

      NBH,

      Red Lobster is the absolute worst in that regard, I’m told. I knew a waiter there, and the stories he would tell…

      The food actually is not terrible, but I’ve only dined there like three times in my entire life.

  13. gloob
    Posted February 17, 2020 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    Tipping is a tax I happily pay
    In celebration of the fact that at the end of the day
    It’s just one of those things, and you know it’s true,
    That distinguishes me from both the black and the jew

  14. Lord Shang
    Posted February 18, 2020 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    Spencer Quinn,

    I always enjoy your essays. Indeed, I might be one of your most devoted readers. So I was quite surprised to read that you once needed to be redpilled. Why did you need to be redpilled, and what caused it? I only ask because the whole phenomenon of the redpill is foreign to me. I grew up in a large American city in the 70s, among upper middle class to upper class surroundings (ie, everyone I knew had professional class parents, with some massively wealthy families thrown in) and I can say that most of at least my own group – but especially me – were seemingly born redpilled. I hold the exact same racial views today that I did as a boy (only I can defend my pro-whiteness with obviously greater knowledge, ability, and experience). I used to get in fights with black kids all the time in the 70s (not that I was especially tough or brave, they just so got on my nerves anytime I was around them). I actually have gotten slightly more liberal (well, more tolerant, and easier going) on that issue with age. I instinctively as a youth thought of blacks as bad and savage people, and I equally instinctively resented having to be near them. Their mere presence was offensive to me (though as a kid and teen I would not have been able to express my feelings that way). I experienced contact with other races, too, and though I did have Asian “friends” growing up (mainly due to our sharing many classes) , I never thought of them as “true Americans”. Neither did my real (white) friends.

    I can understand Average Joes in rural America not knowing about the immigration invasion. But esp wrt blacks, how is it that everyone is not instinctively redpilled? To me, minimal experience should be sufficient. One shouldn’t have to have read Wilmot Robertson or Jared Taylor or Greg Johnson to know that blacks are bad news; to stay away from them; to keep your kids away from them; and that anyone who tries to make excuses for their plainly aberrant and uncivilized behavior is a fool or liar.

    I think this initial racial gullibility of so many whites is a true racial character trait, one which is at the root of our extinction process.

    • Spencer J. Quinn
      Posted February 18, 2020 at 6:16 am | Permalink

      Hi Lord Shang,

      Why, yes indeed, I had to be red-pilled. Bigly. It happened twice. First with blacks, second with Jews. I will devote an upcoming essay to the topic, since there is much there.

      Thank you for your readership.

    • Dr ExCathedra
      Posted February 18, 2020 at 10:55 am | Permalink

      Lord Shang, I was born in the year that Harry Truman desegregated the military and the Supreme Court destroyed the rights of whites to control the sales of their own homes.

      Semi-retired now, I have taken to watching all sorts of movies and series from my 1950’s childhood and afterwards to the grotesque present. So far, in no case, not one, do you ever have a race-realist White character expressing any critique of Blacks, either by word, action or attitude, who is portrayed sympathetically.

      In every case so far that I can find, he or she is cast, either explicitly or by implication, as a shame-inducing sub-human, either profoundly stupid or egregiously evil. This casting profile has been going on non-stop and massively for 70 years. Every single aspect of our media culture promotes the same agenda. If anyone knows of any counter-examples, I’d be curious to hear of them.

      I was for a long time both deeply sympathetic to Blacks and also very philoSemitic. Breakng both those massive taboos in later life was shocking to me and painful. It has left me feeling quite isolated among family, friends and colleagues.

      So while I don’t have a complete answer to your question, I do have a partial contribution.

  15. Spencer J. Quinn
    Posted February 18, 2020 at 6:24 am | Permalink

    Thank you all for the kind words. I knew this article was special when I wrote it. I am gratified that so many people enjoyed it.

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