Vaseline at the Guggenheim
On reading “Oleo Olio” from
THE NEW CRITERION,
Vol. No. 7, March 2003
Oh, where’s the likes of Oscar Wilde
To denigrate that evil child
Who climbs about? He doesn’t spare us
When greasing up his open areas.
Of all things I might choose to see
It’s not his anus — it’s not he!
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